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JC: wanna see a video of Salma Hayek breastfeeding an african child?
sleepy me: sure
JC: (inserts link here) check out this comment "the first time I've ever wished I could trade places with an African child"
sleepy me: my mother breastfed a couple of my cousins too, it's normal man haha
JC: what?! being breastfed by Salma Hayek is not normal!!
sleepy me: Salma Hayek breastfeeding does not do anything special to me because I'm a gurl
JC: Ok let me find a video of Chuck Norris breastfeeding an african child
JC: That would be special
not so sleepy me: *died on the floor laughing*

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