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JC:
wanna see a video of Salma Hayek breastfeeding an african child?
sleepy me:
sure
JC:
(inserts link here) check out this comment "the first time I've ever wished I could trade places with an African child"
sleepy me:
my mother breastfed a couple of my cousins too, it's normal man haha
JC:
what?! being breastfed by Salma Hayek is not normal!!
sleepy me:
Salma Hayek breastfeeding does not do anything special to me because I'm a gurl
JC:
Ok let me find a video of Chuck Norris breastfeeding an african child
JC:
That would be special
not so sleepy me:
*died on the floor laughing*