October 2011
1 post
2 tags
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
5 posts
1 tag
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
6 posts
Twenny somethings
Apollo: Kraken, I'm not the only one who uses paintbrush. There's a newsitem on us.yahoo.com about a shark jumping over a surfer and they've edited the pic using paintbrush. I have company
Kraken: it's Microsoft Paint man, not Paintbrush
Apollo: okay mspaint, sheesh you nun
Kraken: hahaha, well does it say in the article it's mspaint or paintbrush
Apollo: no it doesn't but I can totally see it's mspaint/paintbrush editing
Kraken: so it doesn't prove anything
Apollo: well it proves that you're in denial
Kraken: I made a complete santa claus christmas card when I was 12 I think in mspaint. So yes, I do know what you're going through. You're going through puberty
May 2011
7 posts
Top 10 Myths about Introverts
Reblogged from dappledthings21
Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk. This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.
Myth #2 – Introverts are shy. Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of...
Supreme beings gossip too
Apollo: fresh theories on why Hades has insomnia
Kraken: Hades has insomnia again?
Apollo: yea says he still has it
: (enters both lines at the same time)
Kraken: so why does he have Sonia?
Apollo: do you think a girl is involved?
Kraken: lol, Sonia
Apollo: Kraken, Sonia is wayyyyyyy too hot a name
Apollo: please don't use that name in vain
Kraken: hahahaha
April 2011
4 posts
The Kraken gets a reality check from the gods
Apollo: sorry, both are black im not even going to go through the trouble of calling one purple, other blue
Kraken: yea your screen is playing tricks on you
Apollo: yea if mine is, millions of user's screens will too so screw you
Apollo: as a game dev, you can't have an elitist attitude that only those who have an uber nuanced screen can view colors and the rest can go to hell
Kraken: ROFLMAO
Marco Polo and trolling seafood
Marco: http://www.reddit.com/tb/gu71q
Sushi: so what happened to them?
Marco: nothing happened, it was a AMA from today
Sushi: okay, I don't know your reddit laws
Marco: haha, no basically a guy was doing a ask me anything, a blind guy and a deaf girl started talking to him
Sushi: okay so what happened to them?
Marco: They just chatted, how would I know what happened later. I gave you the link to read, that's what I read, wtf man. Stop trolling me, troll.
Sushi: so reddit apparently sucks, edit: redditors suck
Marco: why?
Sushi: sorry, tldr: you suck
Marco: TIL when I troll people they feel like shit. Touche' sir
Sushi: I dunno really what trolling means
Marco: STOP TROLLING ME I DONT WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE
Marco: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet), http://xkcd.com/351/
Sushi: oh, our local term for a troll is.. you really wouldn't care to know
Marco: you know me too well, I must kill you now.
Sushi: yay
March 2011
5 posts
A day without Marco Polo
Sir status message: A Monkey dressed in Gorilla suit
Sushi status message: sad odd boring uneasy day
Sir: man I am missing Marco already
Sushi: yea man, sad odd boring uneasy day because of that exactly :(
Sir: lol, I found some good song which he would like
Sushi: send me :D damn, Marco should not be a drug
Sir: hahaha I don't think you will like it
Sushi: people get dependent on him so bad
Sir: hell yea we need to be Marco sober
Sushi: loll
Sir: its smoke stack by if these trees could talk also malabar front by the same artist
Sushi: well if it would help, pretend I'm Marco haha
Marco Polo hates seafood
Marco: stupid rocketdock does not take chrome application links
Sushi: uh hello, stupid Marco thought rocketdock is made by google people
Marco: you should consider suicide
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No matter how long it takes and how hard it is, please please please find a girl who will understand YOU and just why you need to do what you need to do. Don’t get into a shit marriage where most of your time and energy is spent pampering a bloody princess. You’re so young. Take ten years if you…
And vice versa, hope the girl finds the same person in you and not...
February 2011
8 posts
Google Chrome Webstore
You’re just installing icon bookmarks on the browser. What’s so spectacular about you?
January 2011
2 posts
“I need to do something reckless and stupid. I’m too square these days.”
– my other self
2 tags
hi sweetie!
i looked through your WHOLE tumbler. LOVED it thankyew. hugs!
<3 - a boy
November 2010
17 posts
Classic
JC: wanna see a video of Salma Hayek breastfeeding an african child?
sleepy me: sure
JC: (inserts link here) check out this comment "the first time I've ever wished I could trade places with an African child"
sleepy me: my mother breastfed a couple of my cousins too, it's normal man haha
JC: what?! being breastfed by Salma Hayek is not normal!!
sleepy me: Salma Hayek breastfeeding does not do anything special to me because I'm a gurl
JC: Ok let me find a video of Chuck Norris breastfeeding an african child
JC: That would be special
not so sleepy me: *died on the floor laughing*
“Nobody tells this to people who are beginners, I wish someone told me. All of us...”
– Ira Glass (via smut-to-go)