today:

finkleandthecleanshorts:


Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:
When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.
When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

today:

finkleandthecleanshorts:

Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:

When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.

When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

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Twenny somethings

Apollo: Kraken, I'm not the only one who uses paintbrush. There's a newsitem on us.yahoo.com about a shark jumping over a surfer and they've edited the pic using paintbrush. I have company
Kraken: it's Microsoft Paint man, not Paintbrush
Apollo: okay mspaint, sheesh you nun
Kraken: hahaha, well does it say in the article it's mspaint or paintbrush
Apollo: no it doesn't but I can totally see it's mspaint/paintbrush editing
Kraken: so it doesn't prove anything
Apollo: well it proves that you're in denial
Kraken: I made a complete santa claus christmas card when I was 12 I think in mspaint. So yes, I do know what you're going through. You're going through puberty

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