Me:
I have a legit theory why Jennifer Lawrence won best actress at the oscars and in all other award shows this year
Him:
I am all ears
Me:
it's no bullshit I promise, the oscars basically award actors for portraying roles that is far far far from their own real persona, like meryl streep or daniel day lewis who have portrayed a lot of award winning farfetched roles
Him:
well that's called method acting isn't it?
Me:
for jennifer lawrence (I really had to think about it as it also disturbed me as to why of the roster this year, she won, I love her, biggest fan really, but still it disturbed me) then I realized she was basically portraying a late 20s something whore widow in the film when in real life she's a very young 22 year old fun loving, humorous american child
Him:
okay I don't know what film she's done I just know her from the old dude freaking her out on the oscars
Me:
you suck
Him:
hahaha common, I'm willing to learn
Me:
Silver Linings Playbook. Talk to me when you've seen it
Him:
Alright. Is it worth it?
Me:
well it was nominated for best film alongside argo and life of pi and shit
Him:
Haven't watched argo. A friend didn't like it. Haven't seen life of pi don't want nude indian boys. I'm downloading old films of the dude from Fight club what's his face and watching them.
Me:
well watch silver linings, it's american, not pakistani or indian
Him:
brown nigger, brown
Me:
technically there were indians in the film too
Me:
okay basically the film is about a bipolar man
Him:
No shit. Will watch. I love bipolar men without shirts
Me:
who got cheated on by his wife and the world pins everything on him because he beat the guy up
Him:
fuck don't tell me, asshole
Me:
it's okay to tell that, it's like premise of the film
Him:
Shut up asshole, shut up. No it's not. I don't know which film you're talking about btw hahaa don't tell me
Me:
Silver Linings Play-fucking-book!
Him:
fuckin aye, not watching it now
Me:
you double suck now
Him:
okay I will, shut up
Me:
this theory though ie oscars awarding people who portray farfetched roles doesn't apply to christoph waltz (best supporting actor in inglorious basterds and django) because he is just as farfetched in the film as he is in real life
Him:
Yeah I know that was weird otherwise you're really right about it.
Me:
he freakin talks like that in the film and in real life
Him:
I think it's about how involved someone was in the role and killed himself over it. And yea I saw the interview I was like the fuck you're like you in the film
Me:
haha yea man
Him:
and stop sucking tarentinos balls in the acceptance speech
Me:
Win.
Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:
When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.
When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”
(via lotsofamoebas)
Twenny somethings
Apollo:
Kraken, I'm not the only one who uses paintbrush. There's a newsitem on us.yahoo.com about a shark jumping over a surfer and they've edited the pic using paintbrush. I have company
Kraken:
it's Microsoft Paint man, not Paintbrush
Apollo:
okay mspaint, sheesh you nun
Kraken:
hahaha, well does it say in the article it's mspaint or paintbrush
Apollo:
no it doesn't but I can totally see it's mspaint/paintbrush editing
Kraken:
so it doesn't prove anything
Apollo:
well it proves that you're in denial
Kraken:
I made a complete santa claus christmas card when I was 12 I think in mspaint. So yes, I do know what you're going through. You're going through puberty
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
